I am an avid fan of Doctor Who, Harry Potter, sushi, and everything wonderful.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
(Source: glial)
if i call you friend
- we are friend
if you call me friend
- we are friend
if you want to be my friend
- we are friend
friend
- we are friend
#they dated each other before they each dated ramoma flowers
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“Your hair is red. That’s my second favourite colour.”
“What’s your first favourite colour?”
“Reflective.”
“Is that technically a colour though?”
“It is if I say so. I control words, they don’t control me. Now I imagine you want to touch my muscles. You may want to use both hands, they’re quite large.”
I just realized that Gaston is like Stephen Colbert’s jock brother
DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT
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i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true
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OH MY GOD I NEED THIS
Need this so bad you do not even know.
who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.
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“Some people say what I do isn’t very liberating. I say it’s pretty liberating to get $20,000 for 10 minutes work.” - Dita Von Teese
*snap*
don’t fucking kinkshame
“but that kink is so weird why would anyone actually like it—”
don’t fucking kinkshame
“it’s just harmless joking with friends who really cares???”
one of your friends might like that kink and not want to tell you because you’re a judgmental asshole. don’t fucking kinkshame
“but it’s so gross—”
I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SCATTER LEGOS ON YOUR GODDAMN FLOOR WHILE YOU SLEEP DON’T FUCKING KINKSHAME
